Name: Research Research full list	Black Trumpet
Group:	Wind Weapons - fired
Description:	This trumpet is unusual in two ways: it is black and it has an extra tube in which a crossbow bolt could be loaded. Among the more benign, musical keys, is another engraved with a skull and crossbone. No doubt this is used to fire a bolt should an audience not applaud loudly enough. It is in excellent condition.
Weight:	1 6/9 lb
Size:	about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide 1.5 ft x 6 in
Appraise:	The black trumpet is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide. It is made of metal and could be used as a fired weapon. It can hold less than one pound. It is in excellent condition.
Possible places to get from:	$60 Kompt de Yoyo's Modern Language and Music classroom, Assassins Guild, Ankh-Morpork

Playlist
Playing	A sound so horrible that there should be a law against it comes from the [instrument] as you play it. You play some clashing notes on your [instrument]. You play a boring tune on your [instrument]. you timidly play a slow and simple tune on your [instrument]. You play a monotonous tune on your [instrument]. A clear melody sounds from your [instrument] as you play it. You play a moving tune on your [instrument]. You expertly play a beautiful and moving melody on your [instrument]. You expertly play a sophisticated melody on your [instrument], the final tones lingering for several seconds.
Performing	You play something that sounds like ducks fighting on your [instrument]. You perform a solo lacking in creativity and, indeed, melody on your [instrument]. A discordant noise sounds from the [instrument] as you perform a solo on it. You perform a simple solo on your [instrument]. You perform a monotonous solo on your [instrument]. You skillfully perform a funky solo on your [instrument]. With admirable timing, you play an inspired solo on your [instrument]. You expertly perform a melodic and beautiful solo on your [instrument].
Serenading	You serenade [] with your [instrument], playing something that sounds like two tom cats fighting. You serenade [] with an awful tune of clashing notes on your [instrument], showing no consideration to anyone's eardrums. You play your [instrument], serenading [] with a boring and unimaginative tune. You timidly serenade [] on your [instrument] with a simple yet appealing tune. You serenade [] with a rather monotonous tune on your [instrument]. You serenade [] with a soft and romantic melody on your [instrument]. You gallantly serenade [] on your [instrument] with a popular romantic song. You passionately play a heart-felt melody, serenading [] with your [instrument].