Name: Research Research full list	Black Clarinet
Group:	Wind Weapons - fired
Description:	This is an elegant clarinet made from brushed wood. It has silver-plated keys, a smooth and balanced mechanism, silver pads, and a natural cork. The wood has been brushed with a black varnish that still allows the natural beauty of the wood to shine through. Running behind the reed is a long tube that extends all the way down the instrument, about the width of a dart. It seems that anyone playing this clarinet could also propel a projectile forward at the same time. It is in excellent condition.
Weight:	5/9 lb
Size:	about a foot and a half long and a couple of inches wide 1.5 ft x 10-12 in
Appraise:	The black clarinet is about a foot and a half long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a fired weapon. It can hold less than one pound.
Possible places to get from:	$60 Kompt de Yoyo's Modern Language and Music classroom, Assassins Guild, Ankh-Morpork

Playlist
Playing	You blow into your black clarinet, creating a horrible squawking. You play a discordant wheeze of notes on your black clarinet. Blowing and tapping the key at random, you play a few ear-shattering notes on your black clarinet. You play a rather awful rendition of a popular tune on your black clarinet. Blowing steadily into your black clarinet, you play a sombre tune. You play a simple but pleasant ditty on your black clarinet. You deftly play a complex and harmonious melody on your black clarinet. Carefully craddling your black clarinet, you play a beautiful tune.
Performing	You play something that sounds like ducks fighting on your [instrument]. You perform a solo lacking in creativity and, indeed, melody on your [instrument]. A discordant noise sounds from the [instrument] as you perform a solo on it. You perform a simple solo on your [instrument]. You perform a monotonous solo on your [instrument]. You skillfully perform a funky solo on your [instrument]. With admirable timing, you play an inspired solo on your [instrument]. You expertly perform a melodic and beautiful solo on your [instrument].
Serenading	You serenade [] with your [instrument], playing something that sounds like two tom cats fighting. You serenade [] with an awful tune of clashing notes on your [instrument], showing no consideration to anyone's eardrums. You play your [instrument], serenading [] with a boring and unimaginative tune. You timidly serenade [] on your [instrument] with a simple yet appealing tune. You serenade [] with a rather monotonous tune on your [instrument]. You serenade [] with a soft and romantic melody on your [instrument]. You gallantly serenade [] on your [instrument] with a popular romantic song. You passionately play a heart-felt melody, serenading [] with your [instrument].