Name: Research Research full list	Bass Horn
Group:	Wind
Description:	The horn is a wind instrument which probably came from an unhappy animal somewhere. It's bone white and slightly curved with a round, brass mouthpiece in the narrow end. It has a leather strap for comfortable holding.
Weight:	4/9 lb
Size:	about nine inches long and three inches wide 9 in x 3 in
Appraise:	The bass horn is about nine inches long and three inches wide. It is made of bone and appears to be a musical instrument from the wind family. It is in excellent condition.
Possible places to get from:	$6 Fiddley's Music Shop, Seven Sleepers, North of Ankh-Morpork

Playlist
Playing	You blow into your bass horn, creating the embarrassing noise that someone who has eaten a meal of beans and cabbage is all too familiar with. You make a sound similar to a hoarse whistle on your bass horn. You blow sharply into your bass horn, creating a short stuttering note. You play a short note on your bass horn. You play a staccato note on your bass horn. You blow steadily into your bass horn, creating a long and sonorous note. Blowing steadily into your bass horn, you produce a long and deep note. You play a loud bass tone on your bass horn.
Performing	None
Serenading	You serenade [] with your [instrument], playing something that sounds like two tom cats fighting. You serenade [] with an awful tune of clashing notes on your [instrument], showing no consideration to anyone's eardrums. You play your [instrument], serenading [] with a boring and unimaginative tune. You timidly serenade [] on your [instrument] with a simple yet appealing tune. You serenade [] with a rather monotonous tune on your [instrument]. You serenade [] with a soft and romantic melody on your [instrument]. You gallantly serenade [] on your [instrument] with a popular romantic song. You passionately play a heart-felt melody, serenading [] with your [instrument].